~ we are chiwasu ?!

and his royal highness had once worked part-time as a telemarketer back in the dark old days… well, it was an eye opening experience. he learnt new information digging skills from the shrewd people who were teaching him…

BUT these days… the telemarketers, and those pesky phone surveyors stink big time… soft, arrogant, rude and completely full of themselves, they lack the set of skills needed. why… they probably thought that they own the world for reason none could really identity….

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and so as it goes… his highness was actually kind of tired staring at some powerpoint slides that was all over the places from different disciplines… some foreign number called in. and here is the telephone exchange between his highnesss and the rude bitch (yes, a RUDE BITCH who clearly deserved her title)

his highness: hello ~ ~

rude bitch: HUH ?!

his highness: yes? ~

rude bitch: this is calling from trans….. (she was too soft… till she seem to be mumbling her words… and swallowing it more than half the time).

his highness: pardon?

rude bitch: THIS IS TRANS…..(mumbles)…….. CRUISE. … this … just …. phone survey…

his highness (being really nice… since he understands the pain of calling everyone): sure

rude bitch: you on cruise before? (english as it is broken…)

his highness: erm, no.

rude bitch: you think it is …..sive?

his highness: i think so be…. (the ending word was because.. before he was rudely interrupted)

rude bitch: what you working as. no need to tell me company. just ……… will do…… kay? (goes on to mumble and mumble…)

his highness: pardon?

rude bitch: what YOUR JOB LAH. JUST TITLE WILL DO!!!

his highness: oh, i’m a XYZ (thats for confidentiality purposes)

rude bitch: wa LAO.. waste my time… !@#$%^&*()

AND SHE DROPPED THE BLOODY LINE! what the hell…. leaving his highness going “THE”….

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the numbers of flows she committed goes on..

1. she mumbles… and speaks too softly…

2. she tries to be polite and rushes all her words

3. she did not develop a rapport with her “cilent”

4. she does not understand that she was trying to force a phone survey on his highness and that was in the process of making a great flaw. sincwhen??? was it when someone somewhat forces someone to do a phone survey and asks him not to ask questions???

5. she didn’t say where she got his number from (his highness bet it’s either those random number calls or numbers leeched from one of his name cards)

6. BUT, the first killing point came when she CURSED and SWEARED at his highness because his job was apparent one that didn’t appeal to her market

7. AND, she HANG the damm line without saying anything polite, plus the cursing.

and well… at least his royalness remembered what company she was kind of representing. it’s a phone survey for some trans-something media cruise company. and she has unwittingly left a trace on his highness’ mobile caller ID.

it seems that the company wasn’t listed in yellow pages. neither was the phone number listed in the business phone directory. apparently, it does not belong to any industry and clearly this meant that it comes from a domestic household number…

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the rude bitch represents BAD company image, if and only if the company has any to start with… hush hush…

1. so, people… please DO NOT TRAVEL with any cruise company that goes with the name TRANS-something CRUISE… it’s probably a sham anyway..

2. and the phone number that called was +65 6836 XXXX… any one who wants to drop a prank call could always drop me a line really soon (and he’ll gladly give it away for your merciless usage… )

now now… if the rude bitch called a few years back.. where his highness was feeling totally bored and was still the a major A-hole… the number will had appeared online… forums…. toilets walls… flame walls… and everytimes else NOT under the sun that is evil…

well… what a BITCH! judging from the voice… that’s one who has probably long gone past her PRIME. if she had a prime. then again, if she’s a young maiden… it seems the man up there didn’t really bless her well…

then, it’s congrats to HIS oversight.