~ we are chiwasu ?!

and here’s something from an email that wc forwarded. yes, it’s another of those annoying chain emails that’s been flooding the net. but if it’s stuff coming from wc, there should be some substantial quality to it. and true to jackpot, it’s pretty neat.

it’s some guidelines to who/what is a simple friend OR a real friend (as if we have complexed and plastic friends… yeah, you get the drift).

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1. A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself
and doesn’t feel even the least bit weird shutting your
‘beer/Pepsi drawer’ with her/his foot!

2. A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend shoulder is soggy from your tears..

3. A simple friend doesn’t know your parents’ first
names.
A real friend has their phone numbers
in his address book.

4. A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your
party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and
stays late to help you clean.

5. A simple friend hates it when you call after
they’ve gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to
call.

6. A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your
problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

7. A simple friend wonders about your romantic
history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it!

8. A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when
you have an argument.
A real friend calls you after you had a fight.

9. A simple friend expects you to always be there for
them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!

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and here’s his royal highness take on it.

1. your pretty much real friend talks to your parents and makes them cook for them…

2. a real friend tries to RENT you their shoulders. but if you are male. go weep on a pillar…

3. your real friend has probably meet our parents till they get sianz… or at least know how the stars they look like. okay, at least they know your parents are humand and you’re one too.

4. a real friend comes late and shamelessly brags about it. and brings wine as a attempt to make you drunk. mess up your place. sleeps overs… cleans up your friends. and continues to sleep.

5. a real friend CURSES, grumbles. sounds dead on the phone but stills listens to you KBKB.

6. a real friend listens to it FIRST, then tries to help. and of course, they charge. you pay them with smiles and grinz.

7. a real friend tries to blackmail you in a cheeky matter. anytime they meant a real blackmail, kick then, it’s to change them.

8. a real friend thinks you are a moron. get it over. curse @ you. then decides to go have coffee.and makes sure he wins the NEXT agruement

9. and that is all too true.

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and we all love our simple and real friends.

it’s a pity they are simple. we need them to be complexed. we need real friends, those friends who can walks though walls might pose a problem.

and yes, i rent my shoulders out. and yes, i listen to you KBKB in the night.

and if you are male, let’s forget the part about shoulders.

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lastly, here’s an interesting quote from the same chain mail.

Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

ah, and his highness has a friend that smiles really well. and it outshines his highness. he needs to kill her. yeah, friends try to kill each other too, without much success.