20 Aug, 2008
a reporter eats, shoots and leaves
Posted by: his royal highness In: life, thoughts & ramblings

(image from fotosearch)
when a bunch of people with nothing much in common cluster in season, every little bit of sight, smell, and other little things become a big scandal to them all. suddenly, everyone becomes the 狗仔队 (reporters) for everyone. all those cameras, little notepads and tape recorders appears magically from their little doramon pockets.

(image from talespin goodies)
and then, we have tongues swaying. A LOT. it’s common enough to know that we can’t do much about it. his royal highness admit that there are kicks to the ‘fun’ and seemingly interesting juicy news. of course, it makes the seasonal exchange lively. perhaps.
tongue swaying is welcomed most of the time. however, it is some of them that are not appreciated at anytime or in any situation because it works at the expenses of others. these tongue swaying creates a whole bucket load of crap for the unwilling ‘celebrities‘. it may be harmless chatter,
but the damage has already been done.
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fixing it is almost impossible because the seeds of destruction has been planted.
this is especially the case if someone consistently brings the topic up to greater heights by spicing it a little, exaggerating it a little to gain attention. we all know this is the way reporters do gain viewmanship.
then again. that’s for public figures. we ain’t public figures.
wannabe reporters should just MYOB (Mind Your Own Business) and give the ‘celebrities‘ a break, before they return the scope on you.
to the wannabe reporters, the ‘celebrities‘ have a gift that comes in four letters to you. it’s not ’screw you’. that’s too gentle. it starts with a letter f, and resembles three-quarters of a ‘duck’ (the latter half).
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things have changed because of them. of course, wannabe reporters don’t know.
they simply eats, shoots and leaves a mess a behind to be cleared up.

(image from ciao!)
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his highness has already noticed the changes going on. back then in year one, a loser (he’s more or less one now since everyone left him to rot) created some problems. and now another threatens to perform the same move.
you do the math.




















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