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just for laughs

1 kg miracles on the (female) body

(image from pwrtek)

1. do you know that make-up placed on the face weighs around 1 kg?

2. do you know that manicure plants, pedicures weights around 1 kg?

3. do you know undergarments weigh quite a bit?

4. do you know your bladder’s able to hold in 1 kg of liquid waste?

5. do you know your bucket load of solid waste worth’s 1 kg?

READ all about it at cheesie’s how to lose 8kg in 15-minutes

funny comment from cheesie’s blog by sheon:-

Bimbo consists of 1.7% - Shoes, 2.7% - Handbag, 1.7% - Makeup, 7.5% - Bra padding + Bra, 1.5% - Clothes, 2.1% - Pee. - sheon

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for guys, ignore points 1, 2 and 3. they simply won’t work as well as they do for you…

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ntu convocation 2008 - july 22

and it’s NTU convocation 2008, July 22 edition. des, wc and hui ling (crystal’s interesting friend) have all graduated from ntu accountancy!!! it’s a pity hui ling (she belong to the earlier session) left early and didn’t stay for the evening session. it’ll be fun to meet up a bit. oh well, just no luck for his royal higness…

still, he is glad and honored to be with boys to witness wc and des’s graduation. the ntu holding area’s pretty much grander than the one at ucc for the  nus graduation ceremony which was held one week before.

he was pretty much impressed with it. fuji did commented that it was pretty good. until both he and his highness saw this:-

everything was going on well… until his highness and a few others spotted this:-

what was this chap doing in white sneakers in his graduating gown? didn’t he read the rules/guidelines/standings that one must be properly dress? he’s simply underdress….

if you couldn’t see properly in the photo, he was in jeans too. oops… disrespect for the occassion? perhaps…

jeans + white jeans + gown = a fashion DISASTER

note: his highness and gang caught him walking out of the hall in jeans, sneakers and gown.

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this one was spotted after changing out of heels. heels could be a real killer for the ladies. wise choice to change into slippers.

changing from heels into slippers = wise girl

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a year more until his own graduation with the royalities! hmm… hopefully it will be on the same day, and everyone + the boys and more could come.

he could only wish…

argh!

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love in a math equation

(image shameless stolen from tk’s site (don’t bother clicking… it’s a members’ only site))

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and it just proves that love is illogical and is clearly not fit for the left-brained chaps…

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you’re not sure which brain aligned chap you are? try this Right Brain vs Left Brain Creativity Test at The Art Institute of Vancouver. Erm… before you take the test, please be very sure that you have a brain to start with…

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then again, any math wizard would tell you that ‘love’ is a word (they are so logical indeed) and words cannot be square rooted, cosined, etc.

hence proving their point that normal approaches do not work…

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humans are weird, men are stupid

from a cat’s point of view, humans are silly creatures….

since humankind is most often referred to as men… men ARE stupid

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moar funny pictures

via Wendy Usually Wanders

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and so the cat asked…. WHY IS THE FOOD ON FIRE!!!

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pork? no pork here

(image from kottke.org)

and this youtube clip is a classic one. and there has been lots of variation for it. the flash version, the jingle version and even the maple story version. his highness think the above posted version should the original version with subtitles added.

wy was the first one who told his royal highness about it. and just hours ago, bibi shared the infamous link back with his highness. then again, classics never die. don’t they?

still, it’s a bit offensive. though it’s all done in the name of humor.

now, everyone get a big laugh!

(image from Dixie Outfitters)

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on a side note, his royal highness ain’t a lover of pork or most meat…

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more army parody posters

and the 3rd ict (a.k.a in-camp training), also know un-glamorously as reservist is finally over. it wasn’t as hellish as most army haters would like to say, neither was it a completely bad experience.

in fact, his royal highness would like to say it’s another opportunity to socialize and to increase our contacts.

in additional, it’s a chance to leech on the life experiences of others. everybody talk to everybody in reservist. otherwise, life is boring inside. people from different walks of life, age have to communicate, talk, bond to get things done. otherwise, productive is lower and every spends more time getting the job them. be an anti-social animal, and one would get alienated really fast…

and of course, there’s lots of people with a lot more of life experiences than us in there. most of the time, they are very willing to share them with the others. after all, it’s either to talk a bit, communicate, get bonded, or simply be alienated real fast.

and so, there’s pretty much no choice for them to do otherwise.

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and here’s some more parodies of the saf army recruitment posters…

(images shamelessly taken from xl’s facebook account)

are they true? are they not? it depends on the individual.

check out some more parodies of the singapore armed forces here in a previous post.

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once again, the singapore armed forces (s.a.f)

and once again, his royal highness has been called to serve his nation from june 23, 2008 to june 27, 2008, followed by a technical mobilization on june 28, 2008. so that means, take a break from being addicted to this blog.

p/s: by the time this scheduled post is up and running, his highness would have been on the way to serve his nation… and he ain’t the least zeal about it.

after all:-

(images from uncyclopedia.org)

oops…

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and here’s something interesting that his royal highness has decided to re-post (it was first posted here)as a courtesy to those who have no idea what the singapore armed forces (s.a.f) means… do note, the excerpt below is a parody version (and does not represent the personal opinion of his highness)

The Singapore Armed Forces (abbreviated: SAF) is the most powerful military organization in the world because it has never lost a single war. The SAF relies largely on conscripted soldiers and comprises three branches: the Branch That Blows Up Things On Land, the Branch That Blows Up Things In The Air, and the Branch That Blows Up Things In The Sea. The number of active personnel in the SAF is estimated at 60,000,000,000, the most important of which being over 10,000 malingering chao keng kia PES E soldiers who ensure that Generals get their coffee on time and piping hot. It is further estimated that another 100,000 or so soldiers are actually full-time ‘Winning Eleven’ Professionals - with evidence of numerous competitions held within the various divisions (3rd, 6th, 9th).

- from the good folks @ uncyclopedia.org

that’s not all, check out more stuff about the s.a.f NOW. check out our defence policy, our ranking system and MORE!

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the poor boyfriend

another mail from wc.

it’s all about poor guys…

and oops… the comic strip’s in chinese. if you can’t understand it, try getting someone to translated it for you

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all the comic strips below do NOT represent the thoughts of his royal highness…

that sounds familiar. =X

and wait. there’s some MORE further ahead.
Read the rest of this entry »

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boys are stupid, throw rocks at them

Cover of book Boys Are Stupid, Throw Rocks at Them! by Todd Harris Goldman, ISBN 0761135936. Image from Amazon.com.

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if men are what boys become, need his royal highess say more?

still, not all boys grow up to be men. some prefers to be a women. others chose to become both.

period.

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by the way… gems are rocks too.

his royalness love sapphire stones. throw some to him!

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lifestyle in singapore

In Singapore , the majority of us live in Highly Dangerous Buildings (HDB). And most people have already got used to Paying and Paying (PAP).

Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB).

If that’s not enough, somebody still Purposely Wants to Dig (PWD) and get more from you.

So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE)?

With the current Mad Accounting System (MAS), you are forced to Pay the Sum Ahead (PSA). Which will leave some people Permanently Owing Some Banks (POSB).

And forced to live on the Loan Techniques Always (LTA) system.When you fall sick and happen to be admitted to a Money Operating Hospital (