more army parody posters

and the 3rd ict (a.k.a in-camp training), also know un-glamorously as reservist is finally over. it wasn’t as hellish as most army haters would like to say, neither was it a completely bad experience.

in fact, his royal highness would like to say it’s another opportunity to socialize and to increase our contacts.

in additional, it’s a chance to leech on the life experiences of others. everybody talk to everybody in reservist. otherwise, life is boring inside. people from different walks of life, age have to communicate, talk, bond to get things done. otherwise, productive is lower and every spends more time getting the job them. be an anti-social animal, and one would get alienated really fast…

and of course, there’s lots of people with a lot more of life experiences than us in there. most of the time, they are very willing to share them with the others. after all, it’s either to talk a bit, communicate, get bonded, or simply be alienated real fast.

and so, there’s pretty much no choice for them to do otherwise.

and here’s some more parodies of the saf army recruitment posters…

From This Land We Are Made, From This Land We Will AWOL Not For Fame Or Fortune, Then For F

(images shamelessly taken from xl’s facebook account)

are they true? are they not? it depends on the individual.

check out some more parodies of the singapore armed forces here in a previous post.

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camps and bases of the Singapore Armed Forces (s.a.f)

presenting the second scheduled post:-

and we all used to believe the crap that the location of all the army camps is a BIG secret. because we can’t really find the exact location of any army camp in most good offline or online maps. the best of them probably tells us that there’s a camp in that region, but it doesn’t gives us any more useful information.

Camp/Base Location Units
English Chinese
Singapore Army
Amoy Quee Camp 宏茂桂军营 Seletar 2 SIR, 20 SA, HQ NCC
Ayer Rajah Camp 亚逸拉惹军营 Ayer Rajah HQ MES, OETI, 1 AMB
Bedok Camp 勿洛军营 Bedok HQ 7 SIB, 1 GDS, 3 GDS, HQ 21 SIB
Bukit Panjang Camp 武吉班让军营 Bukit Batok HQ 3 SIB, 5 SIR, MSD
Clementi Camp 金文泰军营 Clementi HQ 2 PDF

well, they say it’s a safety precaution. in case anyone decides to drop a bomb, they have to figure out which unit to bomb, and where they are… after all, in a war, the intelligence section gets the first hit. the transportation, communications, supply services comes a close second after that. rather, they are all equally important (really, just bomb the hospitals… there is no ethics in war.)

well… and then there goes POP! a wiki site that shows us where all the saf camps are appears. it not our give away their names, shows where they are, but ALSO reveals where all the formations, battalions, admins units are… that’s singapore exposed. that’s saf exposed !!!

and based from what his highness knows, it’s fairly accurate…

hmmm….

at least, the secret ammo bases are still safe from mad bombers

FIND out the SECRET about the singapore armed forces NOW

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once again, the singapore armed forces (s.a.f)

and once again, his royal highness has been called to serve his nation from june 23, 2008 to june 27, 2008, followed by a technical mobilization on june 28, 2008. so that means, take a break from being addicted to this blog.

p/s: by the time this scheduled post is up and running, his highness would have been on the way to serve his nation… and he ain’t the least zeal about it.

after all:-

compromise is not an option. chao keng is chao keng, eye power, no action, talk only

(images from uncyclopedia.org)

oops…

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and here’s something interesting that his royal highness has decided to re-post (it was first posted here)as a courtesy to those who have no idea what the singapore armed forces (s.a.f) means… do note, the excerpt below is a parody version (and does not represent the personal opinion of his highness)

The Singapore Armed Forces (abbreviated: SAF) is the most powerful military organization in the world because it has never lost a single war. The SAF relies largely on conscripted soldiers and comprises three branches: the Branch That Blows Up Things On Land, the Branch That Blows Up Things In The Air, and the Branch That Blows Up Things In The Sea. The number of active personnel in the SAF is estimated at 60,000,000,000, the most important of which being over 10,000 malingering chao keng kia PES E soldiers who ensure that Generals get their coffee on time and piping hot. It is further estimated that another 100,000 or so soldiers are actually full-time ‘Winning Eleven’ Professionals - with evidence of numerous competitions held within the various divisions (3rd, 6th, 9th).

- from the good folks @ uncyclopedia.org

that’s not all, check out more stuff about the s.a.f NOW. check out our defence policy, our ranking system and MORE!

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